hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
after he came i started crying. just to fuck with his head.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
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