Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Yeah, getting the HI-fiVe would really put a damper on my whoring around.
We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Seriously just heard: "we need some good ass wine. how bout this swa-vig-non blank"
hahahaha. Oh virginia: where the south begins
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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