I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
It was honestly like he was directing a porno or something. he kept telling different people to grab other people's boobs, it was all very artistic.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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