I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
oh god the rape fog is back!
How did I get so drunk? We had to fish that girl out of the Goodwill Donation Box.
when i got to my bed there was a handwritten note that said "wash the sheets." sleeping on the couch.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
well I think it'll pretty much be gone by Saturday. On a scale of 1- Snooki's unborn child how much do periods freak you out?
Baked and hanging out with Al from Home Improvement's son. You can't make this shit up. Tuh-rippin balls
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
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