Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Seriously? We dated for 2 weeks. TWO. And I've crushed his soul and put out the light in his dark world? What the actual fuck.
Yeah, well. That's what you get for dating a musician.
Yea no bueno and I only brought enough weed to last one night. And it was no Hanukah nug, it didn't last 8 days.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
Did you leave it the depths of Magic Mike's favorite banana hammock?
She showed me her tits outside Taco Bell....After she flashed the dude working there in an effort to get in.
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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