Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
I need you to go into my room and get some pants then bring them and four band aids to Sam's apartment no questions
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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