its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
you're dressed like that and you're on the rag, that's false advertisment
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
He wanted to put Kesha on after he came in my mouth. I had to draw some sort of trashy, gay line.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
Man, I meant to go dancing, but accidentally took mushrooms and just threw the frisbee in the park
Surprise ending
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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