Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
You missed lesbians having sex in the bathroom and the whole bar clapping for them. I had to do recon. It was amazing
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
I sang him a lovely rendition of 'So Long and Thanks For All the Fish", but replaced fish with dick.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Come over here. Bongs and porn. I found the promised land
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