Miracle whip is the devil's jizz.
If Curt Schilling could pitch a game with that blood-filled sock... if Tiger Woods won the 2008 US Open with a torn ligament, then I'd be an embarrassment to the human race if I couldn't manage to at least jerk him off even if I was still crying after he put it in my butt.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
drunk tastebuds have low standards.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
I'm going to be such a slut in Europe I've already decided
Send me dick pics. We'll make a scrap book
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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