in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
That adds atleast one bjs worth of awkward sexual tension between us.
You asked me to be the big spoon, when you passed out on the stairs
Guy next to me at the plasma center is high and watching porn on his itouch. I am wayy to hung over for this level of poor.
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
He stopped mid sex to say he was sorry that he couldn't make us work.continued. Stopped again to ask if it was crazy that he loved me.
That is not what no strings attached sex is about.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
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