You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
They're playing house music in my dentists office again, wtf is wrong with these people. That's not the music you want to get a root canal to
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
he put a condom on for a handjob WTF
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