he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
Congrats to the girl that left her positive preggo test in the bathroom...
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Using all my books as packing buffer for my liquor bottles. And you said being an English major was worthless.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I owe you an apology, I was appointed captain of this sexy fuckship and I fell asleep at the helm.
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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