my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
Im in mikes bed telling my vagina I'm sorry in advance.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
I fell asleep while studying last night and woke up smelling like whiskey and sex... words can not describe how confused I am
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
Road head absolutely translates. That's the beauty of road head... It's so portable!
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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