theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Um I just overheard that the new guy spent a month in jail. Obvi another great hire.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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