How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
Have you ever chased with pilaf before? Because dont.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Please tell me your aunt didn't see the Brita pitcher full of condom wrappers. We had at least 100.
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
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Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
Of course not. I'd be offended if you didn't bring my boobs into casual conversation.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
Never joke about your clitoris.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
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