I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
