what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I don't think brook has ever known best
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Pretty sure the cab driver can even smell the sex coming from between my legs
I'm doing laundry from this weekend.. That poor shirt I wore to the rave smells like a dead animal that rolled in weed and pain..
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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