Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
No, I'm not keeping her! I can't become an adulterer and a dog stealer in the same 24 hours...
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
He stumbled in drunk at 7am, while we were getting ready for work. He poured a bowl of Cap'n Crunch, poured Jack Daniels on it., and said he was having "Captain Jack" for breakfast. I don't know how he's alive and employed. I hope the Cap'n calls in sick for him today.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
