yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
I mean, I'm all about sharing, but when he tells me about his wet dreams about Oprah, I think it's taking it too far.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Do pleather leggings scream im easy on a first date?
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
I literally just want someone to fuck me and buy me cheeseburgers. I don't even want a relationship at this point. Just a chew toy and some food.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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