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just because you dressed up as a brontosaurus doesn't mean you can poop in my yard and roar at my neighbors
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
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You. Win. At. Life.
She started puking and I started running and I swear to god there was a wave of vomit chasing me down the stairs.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
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