I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
My grandpa is talking about laundry and he asked if i could run a "small hot load." Wow. I had to leave the room.
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
I'm at the point in my life where I'm trying to get guys I've fucked to give a ride to guys I'm going to fuck.
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
You left wolverine marks
I'm somewhere between sorry and proud
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
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