Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Yea, remember to blow out the fire from flaming shots. Unless you want burnt lips. Just saying, I'm an example of ignorance and intoxication.
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Nothing quite like coming out of an alcohol induced blackout walking down Spruill Avenue carrying a silver briefcase full of IT tools you don't know where they came from. This is my life.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
Wake up. Smoke. Masturbate while eggos cook. Go back to bed. Smoke. Body spray shower. Beer with breakfast. Class. Morning of a champion.
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