They should really pass out barf bags in church
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
hey remember that 14 year old i met 5 years ago who i said i would bang 5 years from then?
Yup.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
I dressed up as a "typical white girl" which meant I wore my yoga pants and uggs all night. BEST. IDEA. EVER. Most comfy halloween everrrr.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
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