I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Can I please come dance in my bra to destiny's child with you? I'll bring the wine and the glitter
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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