I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
So, I picked up my 7 ft tall lamp post and used it to close my door. I feel quite accomplished.
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
I want a nosebag of coke after my exam. Like what horses have. Coked up horses. No excuses. I love you.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I sent him a cookie cake that said "Congratulations you're not a father"
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
I'M TRYING. TO WATCH. PORN. PLS HAVE UR IMPORTANT DISCUSSIONS ELSEWHERE FUCKERS
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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