so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
he's been in the country 4 hours and we just did it in the closet. he called me "miss flirtatious in the cupboard." i'm in love.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I can't wait to hear about your drunken cab ride to planned parenthood at 2pm
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
he had to stop me from eating snow off the street on the way back to pick up our cars. that's how hungover i am.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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