i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
splinters make it hard to masturbate
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
This girl caught me staring at the cat but stroking the computer because it was closer, which is why I hate blunts.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
Facebook just reminded me of the time I found two IHop cheese sticks in my hand bag. Those were the days.
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