Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
She's mad at me cuz I told her having a fuck buddy was too much commitment.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
My dad just knocked on my door and told me that my vibrator was too loud
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
She made me go down the fire escape when her mom came for breakfast.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
Ladies don't puke and tell
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
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