Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
birth control and beer are two of the most beautiful creations ever invented.
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
I am the worst person to have nipple rings I'm hanging ornaments off of then and sending everyone a tits the season to be jolly
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
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