Having a random hookup so left but love u
My hand turned me down
She's like a coupon for free blow jobs. No purchase necessary.
For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
Road trip to buy me a baby zebra..are you in or are you in?
I just threw up every bad decision and it hurts
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
Randomize
