Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
These rednecks don't fuck around. This party is completely BYOB and we now have 6 kegs, 3 of which have already been emptied.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
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