need another drink. this is the easiest way
Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
I cannot take someone's straight and gay virginity in one threesome. It's just too much responsibility.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
I’m done with him. I’m going to the beach to catch a fresh dick
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
When the paramedic asked Logan how he fell he explained that he was trying to lick his eyeball, missed and tripped over his own tongue.
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