You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
nothing says happy birthday like half a tampon wrapped in someone else's hair on your shoulder.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
I had to physically pry the rocks out of your hands so you wouldn't throw them at the guy with the cowboy hat. You probably would've missed anyways.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
My knees are skinned from sitting on someone's face on concrete
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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