no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
porn star boner night. come get it.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Guess who just bought an ounce of pot via Paypal, and paid for it with my airline Visa card to earn miles?
Congratulations. That business degree is finally worth every penny it cost you.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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