put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he was like "finding out that arrested development was cancelled" bad
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
His sister gave me the "if you hurt him I will break your neck" talk. I didn't know how to tell her we're not a couple.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
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