look no pants
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
i just learned how to squirt via google. life is good.
please don't let me die tonight
what have you done for me lately?
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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