Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
I don't know how God could bestow someone that emotionally confused with such an awesome penis.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
Bathtub drinking tim. I have no pool so I work with what I have
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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