isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
surgery went fine. i cant breath out of my right nostril though. lets not eat peas anymore when we are drunk.
Unless you can cure my hangover with your penis I'm not interested.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
So I've decided to grow a vagina forest. Because I'm single and it's like a zen garden. Brings a new meaning to long hair don't care.
I feel like everyone in class can tell we had a threesome last weekend.
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He should just accept that I want his dick and his friendship. Can't he understand that I don't do emotions?
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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