did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Turns out shot glasses hold the perfect serving of sour patch kids....I still fail to see how not having any real glasses is an issue
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I need to leave my mind and my stupid vagina are having fight over who's right
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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