Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
period poops. best. ever.
omigod im sitting here with ben and he and i both got that...chick you totally just mass texted that...
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
So he texted me two hours ago to tell me he just took two hits of acid. Now he's asking me if it's possible for a house to breathe.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I feel better now, I have multiple fuck buddies again
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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