have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
You chugged 6 beers in a row and then outed your boss at a party last night.
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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