How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
there's no toilet paper. I'm using wheat bread.
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Her boyfriend was wrestling another girl. But, she said she was okay with it because she kept checking for boners--w the back of her hand like she was checking for a fever
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
My penis needs a shock collar
I remember climbing onto your table and singing"tequila tequila" into your candlesticks. I apologize.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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