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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I took my penis out way before I got to the bathroom and some dude kicked me out.

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• (860): View more from Connecticut

  Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica

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• (718): View more from New York

  I just wanted to let you know I just licked gravy off of my boobs. Just putting that out there.

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• (647): View more from Ontario

  I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS

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• (510): View more from California

  I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.

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• (404): View more from Georgia

  This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand

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• (615): View more from Tennessee

  Would it be bad if I bought her bread, meat, cheese, and stuff as her christmas present so she can make me a sandwich?

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• (619): View more from California

  Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob

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• (502): View more from Kentucky

  What's the mantra for Sunday?

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  I will not have sex with him.

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• (951): View more from California

  Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.

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• (512): View more from Texas

  Oh, in response to your "does dating get better" question...I feel like penises are getting smaller nowadays. Its been several years since I saw a good 8+ incher.

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• (551): View more from New Jersey

  New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on

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• (540): View more from Virginia

  This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...

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