dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
hey my socially awkward cousin is our designated driver for summer, we just have to put up with her wierd shit.
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
Day drunk and a can of soup and wine straight from the bottle and alone and on my kitchen floor.
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
HILY FUCK HES HERE I HAVE MONISTAT IN ME HE SUPRISED ME
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
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