can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
I mean, I know they're ugly, but I cant turn down a birthday threesome.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Pro: She likes to masturbate to 50 shades of grey. Con: She reads 50 Shades of grey non-ironically.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I still have a little drunk in my system
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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