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It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
All I really remember is thinking that the music looked like beautiful lizard waves in my head
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
You threw him in the dryer?
He went in of his own accord. Mumbled something about experiencing the blossoming of popcorn.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
I’m good. I learned that a guy ate the mushrooms that were growing out of his toilet, so there’s that.
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