This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
What's the politest way to tell someone that you're only interested in them when they're naked, and even then it's just like a passing "meh?"
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
i just fucked the bartender on my cruise to get free alcohol. have things gone too far?
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Bake him heart shaped cookies?!? Send him a picture of your tits like an ADULT!
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
i can't even hate his new girlfriend cuz she survived a fucking brain tumor. like that's just not fair.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
Randomize
