I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
Boats looked like robot pelicans and time was slow and now im on wipe out
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
We were getting fries and you hopped the counter and yelled "WELCOME TO GOOD BURGER HOME OF THE GOOD BURGER" and threw up
only I would find a long lost relative through a craigslist casual encounters ad
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
Drunk sex on a hardwood floor is never ever a good idea. Lesson learned.
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