That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
we're out of white wine, toilet paper and windex... too hard to explain via text
i just got so high i needed a buddy system to the kitchen
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
What?? I'm covered in blood at the hospital, I atleast deserve a pic of someones boobs
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
I'm drinking Leinenkugel through a Red Vine. I'm not drunk. I'm just happy with my life so far.
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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