You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I wish i was in the wii world.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
We had unprotected sex and she's eating life cereal for breakfast. The universe is telling me get the plan b for her
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
hey, you wanna get together over coffee or something?
is this code for 'i just got broke up with and i need a sympathy dicking'?
how did you know?
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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