Sign #1 this conference will suck: Ice breaker question, how many proud virgins do we have in the room, overwhelming response. Looks like I'm not getting laid this weekend.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
Spent 30 minutes in the board meeting trying to figure out where the foul smell was coming from. Thought it was the guy's feet sitting next to me. Then i uncrossed my legs. Turns out it was my vagina. Thank goodness for travel size febreeeze.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
If youre wondering about the smell, i set your hamster on fire. But don't worry he's ok
I knew it was on when all she had to say about the handcuffs was 'I really hope these adjust tighter!'
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
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