is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
He corrected my use of grammar... I think we both know that means i have to sleep with him
Bailing my boss from jail at five in the morning.. If thats not a promotion I don't what is.
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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