I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
Dude i think i got lasagna in my eye
you're a mystery wrapped in an enigma. wrapped inside a burrito.
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
i just saw a man in the grocery, sitting on the floor, eating out of a galon sized tub of macaroni salad. We need to get on his level.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Randomize
